Online Dating is Becoming Fascinating . . .

I'm doing a whole lot of work today so far. . . . I blame it wholly on PoF.

If anyone out there needs a free online dating site go there! As I can speak for a single straight girl living in Seattle- some of these guys are even cuter than the ones on Match. I think PoF has a way better selection.

Match=Bad, PoF=good. PoF > Match.

I thought I would share some entertaining online tidbits I've received/read:

This comes from someone emailing me:

"I wont tell you how perfect I am for you.....just a little hello."

Overall, his email was actually pretty charming but he's not really type and that line- who says that? Isn't it up to the other person to figure out how perfect you are for them? It just came off a little presumptious for my taste.

Or maybe I'm just being a bitch.

Now this kind of a posting just kills me:

In your mind ladies, you're probably hoping to see words that describe you. Your lust for me can be our big secret, now let's get your thoughts flowing in a new direction. Enjoy life, enjoy people, enjoy nature, look outside, the sky is so beautiful. You'll find yourself a feeling of happiness. Just remember all those experiences you've had wanting to be someone and you've come over and over again to the same conclusion, you are just you. Think of this, if you create an opening, a thick sense of happiness will penetrate deep within you. That's the way and you know you can do this. Now, for me, I carry happiness wherever I go. I'm a man, I have needs just as you, and you were made to love me (right- how loving each other?). :) Respect is earned..., so if you want to be on a pedestal in life then get on your knees (how about you get on your knees?) and earn respect. Maybe you'll even be lucky enough to get a taste of this (seriously? SERIOUSLY!).......thug passion! (more like sexist passion)

And his tag line is the real winner Need Lady in Streets and Freak in Sheets. I'm sure he sees it as being super honest, okay fine that's what you want, but don't put it as your TAG/OPENING line. Because that's never going to attract a lady.

People never cease to fascinate me. . .