Proving What I Already Know

That I'm brainy!!

Ha ha ha. I definitely don't consider myself brainy. I think I'm pretty smart but not brainy.

Although according to U.S. News Washington State ranks #3 for the brainiest states in the U.S. We are right behind Washington D.C. and Maryland.

To read what U.S. News used for qualifiers, click here.

This this the second article I've found over the last couple of weeks that featured Washington via a link on msn.com. Way to represent WA!

I think of you, whenever you're not around. . .

Woot! Woot! I am really, really excited because A Fine Frenzy will be playing at Neumos in November. Especially excited because Landon Pigg will be performing as well :).

I love, love Seattle for this very reason- all of my favorite indie artists come here to play.

A FINE FRENZY
The Polished Pop Songs of Alison Sudol


A FINE FRENZY, LANDON PIGG, AMONG THE OAK AND THE ASH

November 9th
7PM Doors
$18 ADV
Click Here to Buy Tickets
All Ages, Bar w/ID

Current Play List

It's been a while since I listed my current favorite songs in my current favorite playlist, I present October's List:

Incredible by Ingrid Michaelson
Say (All I Need) by OneRepublic
Come Home by OneRepublic and Sara Bareilles
Sweet Disposition by The Temper Trap (thanks 500 Days of Summer soundtrack!)
The Tenure Itch by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Dream by Priscilla Ahn (Love Happens soundtrack- one of the only good things to come out of seeing that movie)
This Is For by Ingrid
Maybe by Ingrid
Once Was Love by Ingrid
We Will Become Silhouettes by The Postal Service
Young Adult Friction by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

The one song that is catchy, catchy, catchy and I find myself singing it aloud at work (often) is Once Was Love by Ms. Michaelson. Below are the lyrics for your pleasure:

Don't delay, something tells me I gotta go away
Maybe it's the way we always stay when our hearts have gone
We can't hold us anymore, no we've got to fold
Down to the floor, yes I know it's cold but baby our hearts have gone

Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing
Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing

Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing
Just because there once was love

I gotta see if I'm filled up when it's only me
It's not your fault but you just can't be here
Now that my heart has gone, now that my heart has gone
Now that my heart has gone

Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing
Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing

Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing
Just because there once was love

Everyone is hurting now and everything is burning down
But I can build back my new town today

Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing
Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing

Just because there once was love
Don't mean a thing, don't mean a thing
Just because there once was love

There once was love, there once was love
There once was love, there once was love
There once was love, there once was love
There once was love, there once was love

She writes the most up beat catchy yet heartbreaking break up songs. One of the many reasons why I girlcrush hard on her.

Today Should Be Going Fast but. . .

it's not.

Today is a really short day at the office for me because I have an errand for the office to run as well as a company event, therefore it should be going by fast. But it's not and I cannot figure out why.

I even did little things today that take up time- ate breakfast, I already ate lunch, and even checked my fav blogs . . . there is not much new gossip aka a slow news day, so reading through them went quicker than usual.

I even checked out one of my new favorite author's website, www.kristinariggle.net. Her debut novel, Real Life and Liars, is a must read for anyone who has a complicated family (that would probably be about 90% of the population). It's told from four different perspectives- the mother (the "wilted flower" hippie heroine), the responsible-alpha female daughter/sister, the unhappy-musician wannabe son/brother, and the young-wild-insecure youngest daughter/sister. It's solidly written with main and supporting characters all developing nicely and appropriately.

I also enjoyed reading her short stories that are online. Check her out if you have time.

Go buy Real Life and Liars if you need a good book about life and love (yes, I know that sounds cliche but I swear the book isn't).

New Freebie 5

I just realized that I have a new crush, therefore I have a new Freebie 5:

Joe Gordon-Levitt
James Franco
Jason Bateman
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Clooney (always, always Clooney)

I came to this epiphany while I'm watching Dodgeball on FX. I think I started to fall in love with Jason Bateman during Juno but watching Dodgeball right now (literally I am watching it right now), has made me realize my new crush.

He's sexy, tall (from what I can tell), funny as hell, non-Hollywood-Hollywood, and has a slightly cockiness that's more confidence than arrogance.

Joe and James are still #1 and 2 because really they are who I am most in love and slightly (not really) attainable. Jason is married while Joe has a civilian girlfriend (who could me one day) and James is dating a non-Hollywood, non-famewhore girl. So that's why they stay in the top spots. But Jason is a definitive hot new freebie.

Le sigh.

I love fantasies.

Breakups by Zodiac Sign

So today is kind of going to be shot to sh-t at work because I don't really have anything to do. I have small projects to work on but that's about it. I really hate being bored at work. I prefer to be overwhelming busy.

Anyway, since the cats are away, I am going to be a mouse and play all day on the wonderful, wonderful internet. I found out how to best cope with a breakup based on my Zodiac sign via a link on msn.com.

Not that I have any man to break up with or not that there is any breaking up going on. But anywho, since I am a cusp baby (born on a cut off date)- here are my two ways of dealing with a break up:

Gemini
You love normalcy, but pretending nothing happened does not make things normal. You can multitask by reorganizing photo albums and removing the pictures with the ex - shredding of said pictures is optional. Friends of Gemini: your friend will be momentarily hysterical and then act like you're crazy if you think she's upset. It depends on which personality is in charge that day.

Cancer
The best therapy for an angry Cancer is to show your ex and yourself that life goes on! Going out on the party circuit and feeling available will quell that anger and create new reasons to be sentimental. Friends of Cancer: take your friend out to a fun place where you all can cut loose - within reason.

I have definitely gone the Gemini route before and immediately took down/got rid of all photographs (they are kept in a hot pink shoe box in my closet). Interesting.

Woot Woot! Def Not Preggers!

Of course, I finally decided to blog about the possibility that I could be preggers and the following Saturday I wake up at 6 am because I have the cramps from hell.

I ended up sitting on my toilet in my bathroom for the next hour and a half because it was the only comfortable position. My oh my hell these were painful. I used to never, ever have bad cramps until recently.

The pain was hellish but I was SURE glad that I am definitively not preggers!!!

Lesson learned- I have Plan B in my bathroom for a reason and next time I better use it just to clam my nerves. And now I'll definitively remember that I got my period on the 26th in September.

Woot! Woot!

Jo is on Twitter Now!

Thanks to The Leaky Cauldron HP fansite, I just found that JK Rowling (Jo to her fans and friends) has a twitter account!!!

Click here.

I love, love, love it :).

My Body Really Hates 2009

In regards to my body and my sexual health, I have been pretty lucky until this year.

Over the past year, there was the possibility of me sleeping with someone who possibly had HIV , then something I did not blog but constantly thought about blogging about- I had my every couple of months give or take STD/STI check up and found out that I had chlamydia. I freaked out and then got another call from Planned Parenthood (who I won't ever go to again after the run around I got) saying that I might have herpes. This scared me out of my f-cking mind because the herp is permanent. It's not crippling but permanent. Luckily, my fabu doctor at the UW Belltown clinic ran a western blot test (the ONLY 100% accurate test for herpes).

My doc was so fabu that she called me on her way out of the office to let me know that my test was negative for herp 2. I had herp 1 like 90% of the population (these are cold sores, etc.).

But the final reason why my body may or may not really hate 2009 is because I think I might be pregnant.

I had unprotected sex (he didn't come in but I know that doesn't necessarily mean sh-t) and I'm off of birth control (fabu doc's recommendation because my migraines were becoming more frequent) and my period hasn't come yet. It's been almost exactly four weeks since we had sex.

I am not really good at keep tracking of my period since I'm off bc and it's always been a bit wonky. The last time I remember having my period (I forget if it was my first day or last day of my cycle) was July 17th. I know I had it August but I can't remember when. I'm brilliant, I know.

Since at it is September 25th, I am starting to realize that I just might be pregnant. I am pro-choice and yes pro-abortion and that's what my decision would be. The big debate that I had with my roommate last night was- would I tell the guy?

I have a way to get a hold of him (we are facebook friends), so it's not like I can't tell him but he doesn't live here, we aren't keeping in touch but we have friends in common. What would you do?

Since I'm bored at work, I searched for "early pregnancy symptoms" and while I don't have any of them, I thought I would link to this list because symptom #16 is my favorite:

Early signs of pregnancy: #16

A Positive Pregnancy Test

On the other I found this list and it is very thorough. If you are looking for early symptoms, go there.

One thing I thought was interesting was that some of these signs are the same as I have when I am about to start my period- tender breasts, headaches, nausea. Interesting.

For the record, I really don't want to be pregnant, I don't necessarily think I am but I cannot deny the possibility.

This post is about the possibility.

When Having a Good Memory is Bad

I am cursed with remembering ex-boyfriends' birthdays. In general, I remember people's birthdays and unfortunately that extends to ex-boyfriends. Today is one of their birthdays. Since, he emailed recently I sent a quick note wishing him a happy birthday and hopes that he celebrates and has a wonderful day.

I did this because birthdays are special to me and I believe that they should be celebrated.

But I'm an idiot because I went to check his mom's facebook page out of general curiosity (we're friends) and then clicked on his current girlfriend's page (this is when I made an idiotic move). I had been wondering whether or not they are still together and lo and behold- her profile picture is of her among all of the girl friends in my ex's life. They are definitely still together.

And I am still alone.

Then I cried for a half minute.

The Blech to Not Gonna Do It Detox

So I just wrote not even, 4 hours ago that I was going to attempt the lemon/cayenne/syrup detox/cleanse but I can't choke down the mixture.

I have tried sipping every 1-2 hours and I'm supposed to drink approximately 3 quarts and well, hell that is NOT going to happen. The smell of the stuff makes me nauseated. The Detox is off.

I have a new found respect that Beyonce choked that shit down for 14 days. I do not have the stomach for this shit.

Lemon Cayenne Blech Cleanse

In an attempt to be healthier and to cleanse my body (not to mention drop a couple of pounds for a wedding this weekend), I decided to try the Lemon Cayenne Maple Syrup/Molasses Detox that Beyonce made popular.

When Beyonce had to lose 20 pounds for her role in Dreamgirls, she publicized how great this detox went for her.

Cheers for Beyonce and so far so no bueno for Lauren in Seattle.

After looking up the detox (directions can be found here and here), I decided to try the first step; which is a sea salt enema essentially- taken orally.

You add two teaspoons of uniodized sea salt to natural spring water, mix and drink a quart of it. Yeah, that didn't happen. I could barely finish an 1/8 of the mixture without my gag reflex kicking into gear. Like practically vomitting before I get a chance to swallow the whole mixture.

And Now, I am going to try to digest my first sip of- lemon, molasses (the grade B maple syrup at the expensive mini mart by my work was approx. $20, so I went with the diabetic substitute), without cayenne pepper (they didn't have it at the store) and natural spring water- as I type . . .

Well, my gag reflex didn't pop up but it's not delicious. I'm not sure if I'll make it through one day.

My Beautiful City

I used to post these daily but that stopped for one reason or another. So now I'm going to post them again.

This one is taken at sunset (I know, I know Captain Obvs) from a great little restaurant bar by my house, Captain Black's.

Tugs at My Heart. . .

Maybe because my ex and I have exchanged emails for the first time in months, maybe it's because I have been feeling empty lately, maybe it's because I sincerely miss being in love and being loved - whatever the reason - this postcard from postsecret just tugs at my heart. I think there might be something wrong with me these days but I have no idea what it could be and reading about this sacrifice in the name of love and hope - got me completely emotional.

I just had to share.

Even if no one reads this or I am only talking to myself.

Writing Tips

One of my dearest ambitions in life is to become a published author. I've wanted to write for years and I can feel it in my bones that I have stories to tell.

Currently, I am not writing nearly as much as I'd like but I am working harder and harder to brainstorm and really get to know my characters and their actions. I am posting some links that I found via Lisa Shearin's blog , the fabulous author of the Raine Benares series.

Side note: If you like a little Stephanie Plum plus some Harry Potter then this series is definitely for you. It's a butt kicking elf seeker that mouths off and lives in a magical world and has a (kind of) life or death mission.

She referenced a fellow author, Ilona Andrews, of the same publishing house about some typical writer struggles and I'm posting them so that one day I can come back and read them when I need some assurance. And hey they might even be helpful to someone else :)


A reminder of how to get writing done

Monetary Expectations (which any of these advances is A LOT of money to someone like me)

New Freebie 5

For those who aren't familiar with a particular Friends episode or haven't heard the term before- everyone should have a Freebie Five List.

Five Celebrities that you would be allowed to sleep even if you're in a relationship.

My Back in the Day List was:
Brad Pitt
George Clooney
Prince William
John Mayer
Ryan Reynolds

I've gotten older, wiser and a bit more refined in my list. I think it's my best one to date.

My New Better List:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (I fell IN LOVE after 500 Days of Summer and this story is going to give me fantasies about him and there is something about him that so unconventionally HAWT)
James Franco
(brainy, cute, and smirkalicious. It was after MILK that he scored high up on my list)
Aaron Eckhart
Jeffery Dean Morgan
George Clooney

I use to go for blondies with blue eyes in my life but guys that are a little bit darker are REALLY doing it for me these days.

Best Lines of Lyrics from My June (Birthday Month) Playlist

'I led you on and leading's wrong'
Have I Been a Fool

'What I gave cannot be lended'
Have I Been a Fool

'Have I been too discreet/how long am I supposed to wait/I think about you nightly'
Can You Tell

'My bed is too big just for me'
Can You Tell

'When I look into your eyes/I tend to lose my thoughts'
Can You Tell


'Oh, baby I can't even explain/What I am supposed to do/It's hard to stay cool/Oh, when you smile at me/I get nervous every time you speak'
Can You Tell

June 2009 Playlist

After going to Sasquatch Festival and attending a movie at SIFF, 500 Days of Summer, I found a whole bunch of artists (that are new to me) and I wanted to share. So this is my playlist for June 2009 aka my birthday month.

Oh, La Ra Ra Riot
Have I Been a Fool Jack Penate
(best line: we've made amends but nothing is mended)
There Llama (iPhone SIFF trailer song)
Beautiful is Gone The Ruse
The Infinite Pet Spoon
Run My Mouth Ra Ra Riot
Heartless The Fray
Can You Tell Ra Ra Riot
Use Somebody Kings of Leon


The lyrics to Oh, La:
Say a word that's quiet, not half the way there
Somedays our future...it seems to hang on so tight
"Come quickly now the air hangs heavily today"
"Oh no, but what is that crimson in the shade?"

Oh la we've got a lot to learn from each other,
We've got to stick together.
Oh la we've got a lot to learn from each other,
We've got to stick together.

I wouldn't say the word now but this is not what I meant,
For a woman that's fallen over head and ears
And still so warm, but I'm lonely too,
Suddenly she is still and says, "I hope that things will be better here."

Oh la we've got a lot to learn from each other,
We've got to stick together.
Oh la we've got a lot to learn from each other,
We've got to stick together

The Fissures of Moving On

As I wrote before, the I Wrote This For You is a profound and beautiful blog and this entry reminded me of myself about two years ago.

My ex boyfriend, L, and I had been broken up for a couple of months and I found that although I was working on moving on, I had started a new job, I was dating (all things that are a recipe to heal a broken heart), small thoughts about him would creep into my head randomly all day long.

I would be getting tea for breakfast at work and I would remember that his favorite is chamomile.

I would cleaning out the dirt underneath my nails and remember that he'd comment on them.

It was as if I was rebuilding my foundation, a life without L, and yet these small insignificant thoughts caused fissures in the cracks of cement that was the material of my reconstruction. I realize now that it meant I hadn't fully moved on but it was haunting none the less.

Help Save Castle!

As I wrote before, I'm a huge fan of ABC's (aka the alphabet channel) murder mystery plus crime dramedy show, Castle.

From what I'm reading out there, so are a lot of other people. But will it be enough to save the show?

I really, really hope so. I personally plan on emailing ABC daily and I already pre-ordered the first season on DVD. Because this show has made my Monday nights so much better and even prevented from grabbing a drink with a date- it's THAT good.

There is a bit of a love story, GREAT sexual tension, some good, believable, healthy family dynamics (Castle is close with his daughter and mother which makes him a more dynamic, interesting, and likable character), and every murder mystery unfolds in an entertaining fashion. I already care about these characters. Plus this show has some of the best writing on television.

Which is a hard thing to find these days among the abundance of reality trashastic shows that are out there.

So please call, email, and write ABC to save the show!

Click here to leave a question for Nathan Fillion aka Richard Castle via Entertainment Weekly.

Email ABC to request a show renewal

Here are other directions to make sure we keep Castle on the air.

Here's the link to Amazon to pre-order the first season DVD.

New Favorite Blog: I Wrote This For You

I am one of the many, many people that belong to facebook and one day I was looking at a friend's page and she had a link on her profile page.

I clicked and fell in love with: I Wrote This For You/Please Find This.

It is a heartbreakingly beautiful and profound blog.

Some of my favorite posts that say it better than I wrote for the links:

When you love you care, when you hate you care, indifference means you don't care

When you don't want to move on because it does not seem to be possibility

For when you've broken up with an ex that you still love

What it's like when someone else can find you

If you have forgotten what it's like to feel deeply about someone, go there and you'll remember.

If you don't want to feel alone in your pain, go there.

If you want to be moved, go there.

If you want to remember how someone used to feel strongly about you, go there.

And if you are lucky enough to have someone who loves you and cares for you deeply, go there to live further in the moment.

Shoe Lust: Spring 2009

The weather in Seattle is getting nicer and it makes me want to break out all of my pretty heels.

And of course the weather also makes me want to go shopping! Too bad I have no $$$ to spend thanks to the IRS for cashing my payment check already.

But that doesn't mean I can't drool. Let me introduce you to my current list of Shoe Lust, Spring 2009:

These cute booties from Nordys are more for fall and winter but they are on sale now, so I just had to include them.



I'm usually not a huge fan of orange but there is something about these that I just LOVE. I can picture so many outfits that would a-mazing with these heels. I think I like them so much because they are so unusual. It's not often that you see orange heels with bronze leather cutouts on the heel. Plus, the orange would bring out the new tan on my legs (I have been tanning at Desert Sun lately).



I think these would be perfect shoes for a wedding. Whether you are the bride, bridesmaid, MOH, MOTB, or a guest. They actually might go with my dress for my coworkers wedding at the end of August. Hmm . . .



These come in canvas which I think is a fresh look for the spring and summer:



Plus I think red shoes are one of the hottest colors you can have!

Help- I lost my eye glasses this past Friday!

My frames . . .



I wonder if the internet will help me find my glasses that I lost this Friday. . .

I was at the Summit Pub this past Friday night and I think I lost my eye glasses and case there.

The last time I remember having them was when I tripped on the gravel outside and my purse dropped. I remember putting them back in my purse but I can't find them anywhere now.

If anyone has found a pair of black frame Cole Haans (they are for an astigmatism) with clear lenses and they should be inside of a fairly flat black/brown case. The lining on the inside of the case is bright orange and there should be a gray microfiber cleaning cloth as well.

Any help at all would be greatly appreciated because the glasses were expensive because of the prescription and my eyes need them. I would really, really appreciate it.

Restaurant Review: Szmanias

As promised here is my review of Szmanias in Magnolia.

What I drank and ate:

Mimosa
Fruit Plate with Almond Honey Cream
Halibut

The mimosa was good but it's pretty hard to mess up a mimosa. Unless the juice is horrible or something.

The fruit plate was fresh, well presented and the almond honey cream complemented the fruit very nicely. The cream wasn't overwhelming and it added a touch of sweetness.

The Halibut was beautifully presented. The dish has some purples, reds, and white in its presentation that sounds a bit odd for lunch but it was beautiful. I wish I had a photo to show you internet. And it was delicious.

The fish was at a perfect temperature and very tender and I could really taste the lemon flavor but it didn't overwhelm it. The potatoes (that looked a bit purple) were a perfect portion and again, really tingled my tastebuds.

The staff was wonderful, the atmosphere friendly and warm, and the food was delicious. The price point is a little out of my normal budget but worth it for a great date night or another memorable brunch. I definitely treated myself that day.

Overall I give Szmanias four Spaceneedles.


I would recommend it and would love to go back again.

New Movie Excitement: Date Night!!! Starring Tina Fey and Steve Carrell

I am a big fan of celebrity gossip for a number of reasons and one of them is because I get to hear about the confirmation of new movies and casting.

I love Tina Fey and think that Steve Carrell is hilarious and I can believe them as a couple. Which is what they play in their new movie, Date Night.

It's about a couple that has a routine date night (like so many married couples out there) that takes an awry turn for the worse involving a conman, cops, and a securities expert. Somehow the babysitter and best friend will make an appearance in the film as well.

I haven't quite sorted out how they will accomplish this but I'm excited.

Read more about it on Lainey and Variety.

The very bestest part?

My #1 Freebie Five aka My Current Celebrity Boyfriend . . .



plays a supporting role!

Now, I have to go to see it and am so looking forward to it.

My Painting and a Day (Kind Of) Inspired by Lynne Alexander

Back in December, I wrote about a new artist I found online: Lynne Alexander.

She agreed to my monthly payments and this past Sunday the 12th I picked up my gorgeous birds with a Seattle skyline view.

Here's my painting:



Click here to see a similar one.

Lynne told me that she was showing her artwork at a restaurant in Magnolia, Szmanias and it was where she had eaten brunch. After our meeting, I remember that I hadn't eaten lunch or breakfast yet, so I headed over there for brunch.

Being the single girl with no family up here I plum forgot that it was Easter brunch. No matter, Karen (the lovely hostess and manager at Szmanias) sat me at the bar where I met her husband and Michelle the bartender.

I told them that I ended up eating there because of my meeting with Lynne and that I bought one of her works.

I had a beautifully presented delicious two course Easter brunch and then I headed to Cupcake Royale in Ballard to meet up with a friend.

This is a place we usually meet up for coffee but the irony of choosing it that day was that it was where I first saw the painting I just bought.

In a bit of roundabout way, Lynne influenced my entire day. Who knew?

A personal note about the artist- she is lovely in person, very nice and sincere, and really cares about her art. I also received a thank you note a day or two later which was an extra special touch I hadn't expected.

Need a new piece of artwork or inspiration?

Please visit Lynne's site.

Check back for an official Szmanias restaurant review.

Lily Allen @ Showbox Sodo!

Last Monday, I saw the fabulous Lily Allen at Showbox Sodo.

I loved, loved her accent, she was so grateful to her audience and truly gave an awesome performance. She sounds so good live.

It was one of the most fun shows I've been to.

Enjoy my photos! Will post videos at a later date.






Encore Photo:

Online Dating: The Conclusion of Mr. Tests

As I've mentioned before, I'm giving online dating a go via plentyoffish.com.

I had no luck with Mr. Tests despite the numerous text messaging, he only called once and left the shortest message I have ever heard on my voicemail. I didn't call back but instead I texted him and never heard back for weeks. Until one random day, I get a text asking:

"What's up for tonight?"

Ummm. . . he asks this as if we have hung out before. I had deleted him from my phone, so I asked

"Who is this?"

"S_____"

Then I never responded because he wasn't worth my time. I have learned that if a guy really wants to date you and hang out with then he will make the effort. If he doesn't, then he'll like this guy.

Truth be told I wasn't heartbroken by this situation in the slightest but it is a little ridiculous, so I thought I would share :).

Then a couple of weeks back when I went to Boston, I got this text from him:

"I have a fantastic epilogue for you.

<3 mr. tests"

Does he think that this is okay? Or just hoping for a little booty?

An Open Letter to The Bartender

Dear Bartender,

Sometimes I don't really understand you.

We have a great time together. We laugh, joke, relax, flirt. The sex is great and I'm offering it no strings attached. I truly mean no strings attached. You know all of this.

I'm able to say that because I can't see us dating. We don't have a future together.

I need someone very different from you and if we are both honest, neither of us feel strongly about the other.

This is (I've been told at least by guy friends, tv shows, magazines, others I've dated) a guy's dream come true.

So why the hell aren't you always up for it? Or don't respond to my texts for days and weeks. I don't understand.

Since he won't explain, would the internet explain for me?

Thank you,
LiS

I am having one of those days. . .

In which I spend my whole day hating what I do for a living. Really, I hate my job today.

I'm lucky in the fact that a) I still have a job and b)I don't think that I'll get fired any time soon but it doesn't take away from the fact that it's starting to make me miserable.

I'm doing more of the same admin work that I have done for the last three years with the exception of now doing accounting work.

I am not cut out for accounting work. I don't like it. It's tedious and boring and I think I am going to start going crazy. I'm sure I'll calm down in a little while but it's just that, for today, I really don't like what I do.

I know, I know I could just get in line with everyone else but I really don't what to do something that I don't like doing.

A couple of years ago, I worked at an architecture firm and I didn't have much to do as a receptionist there. I was miserable and although, that was a long time ago, I remember what it felt like and I'm starting to have deja vu.

I love everyone I work with, but I hate doing admin work. It's just not that creative, fulfilling. I am so sick of taking care of the "bitch" things. . .

Okay, now I'm done with my pity party (for now).

I am coming apart a little at my seams. . .

Since Sunday, certain aspects of my life have fallen a bit apart.

It started on Saturday actually but I didn't know about it then. My dad called me and I didn't pick up because I didn't feel like talking to anyone. It turns out he was calling for an important reason.

My grandfather who has had various forms of cancer for the last 6 years or so landed himself in the hospital because he has fluid on his lungs. Most people assume that I am upset over this because we are close, he was a good grandfather, it's sad, etc. . . but really?

My grandfather was not ideal but he was mysterious, his love for me, my sister, my dad and my mom was always obvious although not the kind of ideal love one hopes for. But he means an awful lot to me despite this. He was mostly not an ideal father to my dad's brothers and sisters. Now, not an ideal grandfather to my cousins. When he finally passes away the proverbial prodigial grandfather/father shit is going to hit the fan.

Why?

An example:
My grandpa lead such a double life that he has been married for 39 years (all of my life, most of my father's) to a woman we've just met. Actually, my uncle discovered their marriage on accident via the ever present, all knowning internet.

I was so excited when two of my besties from high school moved up here but now I feel like it's just all going to complete shit.

We don't even just hang out with each other like I do with everyone else. I threw it out there to open up the lines of communication and one of my besties admitted that she really felt like we are growing apart and that our friendship needs some fixing.

I am really grateful for her honesty but it was hurtful to read it. And now that some time has passed it, I am starting to feel really hurt. Just hurt.

And then the other one has promised me she'll get back to me but I just don't believe her because she promised we start getting lunch together, she's ignored me before when I have asked her to open up, she never really talks to me about anything of importance . . . maybe that relationship is just doomed and I have to come to terms with it.

For some many years my high schools and I bragged about how lucky we are because after all these years the group chemistry is still the same, we are still good friends for better or for worse, we have the best time together, we've overcome living in different cities, parts of the country . . . and maybe we didn't. Maybe all it took was for a couple of us to live in the same city and it falls apart.

Maybe it's just me.

There are a thousand possibilities for reasons of why I feel this way or how it happened and none of them make me feel better.

I'll stitch myself back together- sew the seams together- in a little while. I always do. . .

New Fav Tv Show: Castle (It's awesome)

I'm a big fan of Abc (I watch GA, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, Private Practice), so for the last couple of weeks I had seen previews for the new show: Castle.

I was pretty excited from the get go because I love murder mystery shows (Law and Order- I'll watch all day marathon, Monk, Psych . . .) and novels (James Patterson, Tana French, Janet Evanovich) and this television combines the two.

Richard Castle is a playboy bestselling crime mystery novelist who gets called into the police station during his book release party because there seems to be a murder on the loose copycating the crimes from his books.

Enter the gorgeous Stana Katic, known on the show as Detective Beckett, she takes Castle down to the police station and he instantly starts flirting with her and their chemistry is palatable. Castle is intrigued with the case because he's gotten bored with his bestselling life and it turns out that Beckett is actually a fan of his work although she tries hard to fall for his flirting because she can tell he's mostly full of shit. Throughout the debut show Castle annoyingly edges his way into the crime investigation and ends up helping to solve the case (I know that was a quick wrap up).

Detective Beckett thinks she is finally free of him until he shows up at the end of the episode. The mayor of New York (where the show takes place) has insisted on Castle accompanying Detective because she has become his new main character.

The show is well written, the chemistry between the leads is fun and exciting, and the premise had me hooked already bottom of the line- watch Castle!

If you are fascinated by secrets . . .

Head over to Crazy Days and Nights-> click here.

I am not doing work, instead I am refreshing and refreshing because these secrets/confessions/lies fascinate me.

I'm not even sure if they are true but if they are . . .

It's astounding to me what other people to do each other and the repercussions that follow. Like neverending ripples. . .

Great Internet Find via Daily Candy: Leviticus Jewelry

I am a big fan and subscriber to Daily Candy and about a week or so I got an email in my inbox about a fabulous, unique, and a little bit out there jewelry company. It's name is Leviticus Jewelry.

My taste and style in clothes, handbags, shoes, and jewelry leans toward a bit out of there because I like things that are extremely unusual and are statement pieces. Leviticus Jewelry is perfectly up my alley.

This is one necklace that almost had me sold:


Until I saw the Love Letter necklace:





I love how multiple chains gather at one side and there is an unexpected sweet surprise to the necklace's design.

The absolutely best part? It is completely afforable!!

New Fav. Song: Amber Rubarth: In the Creases

A song that creeps into your mind and never quite leaves. . .

"In the Creases”

You’re the smell of the toast that you made in the mornings.
You’re the page in my book that I keep to myself.
You’re the unlocking sound when I turn my door key.
You’re the scar that I have from the time that I fell.
I can’t describe the faces.
I can’t recall the names.
But you remain..

I keep you in the creases.
I hide you in the folds.
Protect you from the sunlight.
Shield you from the cold.
Everybody said they were glad to see you go.
But no one ever has to know.

You’re the part of the moon that blends into the blackness.
Even though we know it’s really still there.
You’re the song that I sing and I don’t need to practice.
You’re the green shirt I keep though it’s too small to wear.
I can’t describe the faces.
I can’t recall the names.
But you remain..

I keep you in the creases.
I hide you in the folds.
Protect you from the sunlight.
Shield you from the cold.
Everybody said they were glad to see you go.
But no one ever has to
No one ever has to know the things that I refuse to see
And all the nights I still can’t sleep.
I curl up in the sheets
Between the creases where you used to be.

Once love wakes it never sleeps…
Even when you love a dream….

Book Review: Into the Woods

Occassionally, I don't do anything on weekend day or weekday night but finish a book I've been reading.

This Sunday, I was a hundred or so pages into: Into the Woods by Tana French, when I unconsciously decided to complete it. I spent about 7 hours reading and it was glorious.

Into the Woods takes place in Dublin and sets the stage by telling the reader about a mystery event that happened in the woods.

One summer day three children entered the woods and only one was found alive, traumatized, with blood soaked sneakers unable to recall the events before he was found.

Fast forward several years later and the found child, going by the name Robert Ryan, has become a dectective on Dublin's Murder squad and by some unlucky coincidence- takes on a case originated out of the very same wood.

The double who-dun-its kept me reading as much as Robert Ryan's relationship with his partner, Cassie. They have a brother-sister relationship that goes deeper than most siblings and yet has a bit of edge to it.

There is also an overwhelming sense of foreboding throughout the whole novel, a sense of Dectective Ryan's life unraveling that also strung me along and in the end, I felt a sense of reading this novel before. Because the hero, or anti-hero, reminded me of Great Gatsby's Nick Carraway and The Catcher in the Rye's Holden Caulfield- some Irish modern day version because as Ryan tells you in the very beginning- he lies.

Rec:

Although at times I found French's writing/description a bit wordy or too hard to follow occassionally (there are others that may disagree because sometimes I like it when an author tells a bit more than show, show, show), I highly recommend this novel if you enjoy intense mysteries with complex characters. French writes in haunting prose that provokes the reader to really think about what they are reading while simultaneously engrossing them in the novel's proceedings.

To read more reviews:

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Doubting that I would find my goose. . .

In my last post, I wrote about how I was on a Semi-Wild Goose chase because once upon a time, three months ago, I hooked up with a boy that was one of the cutest I had ever seen.

At the time I was writing that post, I was feeling very doubtful that I would find my goose.

The last time I came down to Portland, I went in on a Saturday night, and he wasn't working or hanging out at work. My chances were slim that he would be there but I was starving after not having much of a lunch and drinking a whole bottle of wine at Stumptown (how could I refuse- it was only $10!!! and it was tasty) and his restaurant has pizza.

So I went in, hoping but doubting that I would see him.

I parked my ass at a bar stool and ordered a cider and a piece of pepperoni pizza. The bartenders didn't give the best service but I had a good time for the couple of hours that I was there.

I think the guy to my left was trying to hit on me but I wasn't having it. On my right, I had a pleasant chat with a French guy who lives in New York that was interviewing at hospitals to match for his residency and the guy next to him was a Portland newbie.

It made for a good V day but it would have been better if I saw B . . .

On a Semi-Wild Goose Chase

I thought I had blogged about my Thanksgiving trip down to Portland but I never did. I think there is a draft or two about it but I never published it.

Now, I'll have to at some point in time because that one weekend down Portland, particularly that Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, has led me (in a small part) to Portland this weekend- right now.

Currently, I am blogging and working on my *novel* at Stumptown (there are a couple of locations in Seattle and one in the Pearl District or the Pearl as most Portlanders call it- which is where I am right now) which means I am also sitting across the street from the place that B works at.

To sum up the Thanksgiving trip- one of my besties and I drove down to Portland for Thanksgiving instead of going home to San Diego because P has family down here. On the night we drove down we decided that we wanted to go out and party.

After going to Kells and Dirty, we had to go to one more bar before we went home. It was dive and perfect for the two of us.

We ended up at Ash St. Saloon and this is where I met B.

P and I were up at the bar talking and a drunk started to talk to us and not leave us alone, so B and his friend decided to play the part of our saviors and came over from the pinball machines to talk to us.

Long detailed story (that I would normally tell) short- I took him home to P's Aunt's house (don't worry it was just me and P staying there that night) and we hooked up but without sex.

It was one of the most fun and best times I've had.

He makes comments about wanting to hang out the next day, Thanksgiving, I'm hesitant. I drop him off at home and then never see him again despite thinking about him constantly since then.

Until a weekend in January when I last minute crash my roomie's Portland trip, a lot of stupidity and embarrassment ensues trying to find B (details for another post), and then I am 99% sure that I saw him Sunday morning when we did a lap in front of his bar.

But I didn't go in and say hi.

I regret that badly.

Because now I'm here across the street from his workplace looking damn cute and I don't think he's working. . .

I think that if I don't see him tonight or tomorrow then I will have to permanently call off this semi-wild goose chase. . .

I always hope, believe, desperately want some crazy story like this to work out. To be an exception.

Another Winner from PoF

This one just KILLS me, even more than the last one I posted.

I may go to hell for posting these and this may make me a complete bitch but I feel like these guys need to get bitch slapped. No wonder they are single.

Another WINNER's profile:

Hellllooooo. I have resorted to online dating because I am totally over the whole bar thing and wanted to find a way to meet new people. But First, I wanna preface this whole thing by saying that Im only interested in women who are HAPPY with their lives. I love my life and I live a rewarding life that I want to someday share with that special woman.

(I like this part and I can completely understand why someone would put that in their profile)

I've noticed that a lot of women who are on here are totally miserable and think that the solution to all their problems is finding the "Right Guy". If that last sentence describes you, please don't bother continuing. I want someone who enjoys living and goes to bed anxious to start again the next morning.

(I totally agree with this as well. COMPLETELY AGREE. The next part is what KILLS me)

Please be mindful of the following before you respond:

Personality is EVERYTHING. You can be a totally hottie, but if you're boring and live a dull life, it wont work. (This isn't horrible BUT do you think a person knows if they are boring and lead a dull life? This is something you can't know unless you get to know the person)

I go to church on occaision, so I don't see it going far if you have some aversion to organized religion. (Fine)

This is what you're waiting for:

Don't be a Skank....while its a good thing to be sexually progressive and comfortable, the whole world doesn't need to know it...I am looking for a nice girl...something along the lines of "lady on the streets but freak in the sheets"

What the hell is up with the freak in the sheets?!?!? Does every white boy have to quote Ludacris? Can't be more original? And do you honestly think that girls sit around saying, 'Wow I am such a skank!'

I take pride in how I look, so should you. Please dress cute.

If you're going to demand that I look cute- then can I dictate your clothing choices as well??? Isn't this something that you can figure out from their profile pictures?

I freaking took out way too much in student loans for my degree, so naturally I am going to want to have some hardcore intellectual battles with you..It would be to your advantage to have a college education as well.

Well guess what? It's to my advantage to have a college education to impress YOU? How about just saying that it's important you enjoy intellectual conversations? School is not for everyone and it does not mean you are smart.

So to sum it up...hit me up if you are Fun, Smart, Cute, and Cultured.

I consider myself those things but you are not worth my time if you are an arrogant pretentious prick.

Online Dating is Becoming Fascinating . . .

I'm doing a whole lot of work today so far. . . . I blame it wholly on PoF.

If anyone out there needs a free online dating site go there! As I can speak for a single straight girl living in Seattle- some of these guys are even cuter than the ones on Match. I think PoF has a way better selection.

Match=Bad, PoF=good. PoF > Match.

I thought I would share some entertaining online tidbits I've received/read:

This comes from someone emailing me:

"I wont tell you how perfect I am for you.....just a little hello."

Overall, his email was actually pretty charming but he's not really type and that line- who says that? Isn't it up to the other person to figure out how perfect you are for them? It just came off a little presumptious for my taste.

Or maybe I'm just being a bitch.

Now this kind of a posting just kills me:

In your mind ladies, you're probably hoping to see words that describe you. Your lust for me can be our big secret, now let's get your thoughts flowing in a new direction. Enjoy life, enjoy people, enjoy nature, look outside, the sky is so beautiful. You'll find yourself a feeling of happiness. Just remember all those experiences you've had wanting to be someone and you've come over and over again to the same conclusion, you are just you. Think of this, if you create an opening, a thick sense of happiness will penetrate deep within you. That's the way and you know you can do this. Now, for me, I carry happiness wherever I go. I'm a man, I have needs just as you, and you were made to love me (right- how loving each other?). :) Respect is earned..., so if you want to be on a pedestal in life then get on your knees (how about you get on your knees?) and earn respect. Maybe you'll even be lucky enough to get a taste of this (seriously? SERIOUSLY!).......thug passion! (more like sexist passion)

And his tag line is the real winner Need Lady in Streets and Freak in Sheets. I'm sure he sees it as being super honest, okay fine that's what you want, but don't put it as your TAG/OPENING line. Because that's never going to attract a lady.

People never cease to fascinate me. . .

His Nephew's Joke. . .

To my shock, Mr. Tests actually texted me yesterday afternoon.

His nephew's joke as follows:

What kind of bees make milk?

BOO-BEES (say it fast)

Not the best joke but not the worst. His nephew is 13 which is sounds about the right age for this joke, I like the second one better:

What tops starts at the bottom?

Legs!

I asked Mr. Tests if he was ready for a dirty joke he said yes, so this is what he got:

What do KFC and Women have in common?

After you've done with the breast and the thigh, all you have left is a greasy box to stick your bone into.

He responded with:

Omg.

I said:

U said you were ready :)

I'm thinking I won't get my official invite to the Taco Soiree.

But honestly, I love my dirty joke and as girly as I can be, I still like to be a little dirty and have fun. I also can burp pretty loud. Either you like it or not but that's me.

Anyway, I have another one on the line over at Plenty of Fish. . .

Internet Findings: Seattle Show, Moshi, Moshi (new sushi restaurant), and Vancouver BC Deal

I subscribe to all sorts of email newsletters including Daily Candy and Pop Sugar Daily; plus a smattering of local Seattle distribution lists.

Yes, I am the girl that signs up for all of those newsletter sheets they pass around.

Anyway, I thought I would share of the new things I heard about via my inbox:

The Seattle Show, a design competiton where the 2009 winners will be announced (in all honesty I have no idea how I got on this distribution but it seems like a cool event):

Date: February 26th
Time: 6:30 pm
Place: Showbox SoDo
Why: Go Support Seattle Designers!!

New Sushi Restaurant Opening!! Courtsey of the Fabu DC, it's opens tomorrow, Thursday the 5th in Ballard.

A drumroll for . . . . . . . . . Moshi Moshi Sushi!

Date: February 5th
Time: 4:30 pm (I think but I'm not sure because it's opening night)
Place: 5324 Ballard Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107
Why: Because there is supposed to be a Cherry Blossom tree inside of the restaurant! And their happy hour menu prices look just right.

Going to Vancouver BC?

If so, check out this site for the deets on how to receive a $100 gift card to go shopping!

Date: On or before March 31st
Time: At least a 2 night stay
Place: Vancouver, BC (the Euro style city that's closest to the US Pacific NW)
Why: Hell, if you're going anyway might as well get some extra moohla to shop with and exchange rates are currently in favor of the US dollar.

Weather Forecast: Absolutely Gorgeous!

Full Panaroma:



Space Needle Side:



Queen Anne/Ballard/Fremont Side:



Another Full Shot:



On days like these it feels impossible to ever leave Seattle. . .

p.s. No text from Mr. Tests yet . . .

Rant: Online Dating and the Guy Who Wants Me to Pass Tests

As I've said before, currently I'm single as can be. In an effort to be open minded and a need to be kept busy, I signed up for a free online dating site, Plenty of Fish.

For the first couple of weeks, it's been the same as when I was on Match - older guys (like much older guys- about at 15 year age difference or so) and not my type/unattractive guys are the ones that continue to email or wink, etc. This time around, I tried to be more active and send a couple of emails- those didn't go anywhere. So, I didn't go online for a couple of weeks and then I was excited when I got an email from Mr. Tests.

It was creative and different, this was his opener:

"After a rigorous brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know that I have already married and divorced you in my mind. :)

Thanks for all the wonderful memories…you will always have a special place in my heart.

Your ex-hubby,

PS. I am going to need half of your money according to our prenup. :)"

I responded with this:

"Our wedding was truly one of the most beautiful weddings that I've ever been to. The pictures turned out great, there were no embarrassing speeches, the families didn't fight; it was a day that I'll always fondly remember.

Although, my favorite part was our honeymoon in Europe.

With affection- your ex-wife,

P.S. I'll be sending the check for $2.83 (my half that is left over after the costly divorce fees) later this week :)."

So far, so good. I'm laughing and having a whole lot of fun. This is when the "tests" came into play:

"Europe was awesome wasn't it? Wait, do you still have that sexy outfit, the one you wore with the heels? :)

That reminds me, OMG I just read this today in a girlie magazine. Would you rather…have an amazing singing voice but never be famous, or be famous with a crappy voice, and that’s what you were famous for?

be invisible, or be able to fly?

have one year of amazing, toe-curling, neighbor-calling-911 sex and the next year of no sex, or would you rather have two years of so-so sex?

Good luck :)"

I still liked where our conversations are going but I am getting a bit wary. After I responded, he sent this (confirming that those questions were did a test):

"you passed...barely. JK :) I actually picked 1 year of mind-blowing,toe curling, 911-calling sex because you do that the first year and the second year you can just use your hand and great memories. ;)

Flight because the freedom would be awesome. Invisibily, I dunno. I just dont have trust issues. :)

I'm going to say read minds, Fiji and Making it All Work by David Allen

The real question is do you like Lost and tacos and good
company?"

I'm thinking that is going well and progressing- he may ACTUALLY ask me out on a date and then I get this in my inbox this morning:

"you passed the test...barely :) j/k you are a quite clever. I like that. Well you scored an invite to come to my Taco Soiree. We have so much fun! Shoot me over your # and I’ll txt you the details. Plus you get these bonuses:a new joke my
nephew taught me today and we get to become txt buddies :)wow how lucky are you?!?!? "

Not only, have I had to pass "tests" but now I'm going to be lucky that he texts me. . . I hope this is a sarcastic use of the word.

The kicker is that I have a feeling the Taco Soiree will be with a bunch of his friends (I love meeting the friends but AFTER I've met you), another test. . .

Despite those reservations, I did give out my digits.

I'll let you know what his nephew's joke is.

Seattle 5K (3.1 mi): Love 'Em or Leave 'Em Valentine's Day Dash, 2-8-09

I'm training for this half marathon in March and last week when I was talking about my training (I did 4.6 miles at the gym yesterday- hooray!), one of my friends (that I recently got back in touch with) mentioned the Greenlake Valentine's Day Love 'Em or Leave 'Em Day Dash.

Since I need to work on my outdoor portion of the half marathon training, I am going to sign up and the long sleeve shirts they give out are pretty darn cute. I always love free clothes!

I thought I would share the details of the event:

Sunday, 2/8/09, Starts at 8 am
$25 for registration before the day of the dash (up to the 2/7/09 and includes the shirt)
$35 for day of the dash
You can register online or in person

Here's the link to the site for registration, course detail, and information.

Barack and Michelle's First Dance!

History in the making: Barack Obama's Inauguration

8:58 am: One down, one to go! We have our VP!!!! I really like his blue tie.

8:59 am: I am glued to my computer screen- good thing that's where I do my work!

9 am: This composition is really pretty.

9:05 am: Barack is swearing on Lincoln's bible with Michelle holding it!! I'm getting chills!!

YAY!!!!!! WE HAVE OUR NEW PRESIDENT!!!!

HOW CUTE IS OUR NEW FIRST FAMILY???

I LOVE WHAT MICHELLE IS WEARING!

9:08 am: So far, his speech is very appropriate and he thanks Bush!

9:09 am: He's being realistic about the hard times ahead. Health care, energy crisis, education.

9:10 am: He's taking ownership about our challenges! Hope over fear!

9:11 am: As needed, and discussed by politicos, he's bringing us together and talking about how greatness must be earned.

9:19 am: He's blending our religions and cultures! Hope for the lines of hatred to pass :), oh he makes me want to cry!! My eyes are tearing up.

9:27 am: I have chills all over my body.

9:27 am: Elizabeth Alexander reads her poem.

9:31 am: She's talking about love!!

9:37 am: I love this color and action speech for the benediction. That was the best part- white man will do right.

9:42 am: The speech was a combination of John Kennedy and who?

Support a Washington Artist: Love, Natalie

If you're looking for adorable and affordable baby onesie gifts, diaper bags, play mats that will be unique, handmade, and long lasting then you NEED to visit Natalie Carr of Love, Natalie's blog and her fabu Etsy shop.

In this time of the economy downturn (I know we all hear that everywhere we go), I think it's great to support local artists and get back to the simpler things. It's hard to ignor someone like Natalie who is a true budding talent.

Tara & Bella: Animal Besties for Life!

I've been a consistent reader of Dooce and I religiously read Lainey Gossip, so when both sites that contain extremely different kinds of content (a woman's life vs. celebrity gossip), posted these flights within a week of each other, I had to post this extraordinary video as well.

I never knew that elephants had best friends for life!

Another New Favorite Song: Tech Romance

Apparently, I'm in the mood to listen to songs that have a guy singing to a girl (well at least that's what I imagine- I put myself in her shoes), telling, asking, pleading with ther to leave her current guy for him.

Because this song plus Bonafied Lovin' are all about how the girl is with the wrong guy. A guy who isn't good enough for her.

I think that these songs appeal to me so much because someone is confessing their feelings and don't want her to hurt.

Because I've been with some many guys that just haven't cared enough. Like everyone I deserved to be loved and with someone who is more than good enough for me. And really, that's what I am after in this life. I don't want to settle for anything less.


Tech Romance

I'm sick of seeing you cry
And wasting all your time
On someone who will never care enough
To make you feel loved
To make you feel safe
I would drop my life to take his place

To show you just how good
Being touched could be
Commit these words to memory
For when you find yourself
Pinned under his demands
I am still an option that you have

So carry me around
Like a picture in your purse
Pull me out when things are at their worst

You can show up at my house
Completely unannounced
We'll have that movie kiss we talked about

Where there are no words
Just a soft and gentle score
Our ears will ring from all the strings

We'll let the screen go black
And watch the credits run

And see the names of everyone

Who we ever met
And who we ever missed
Each one had a role in this

It's just another film that won't get made
I'm sick of seeing you cry

Choose a Man like Me- Bonafied Lovin' Chromeo Lyrics

As I mentioned here, I got a couple of new burned CDs for Xmas and here's another favorite of mine:

Bonafied Lovin':Let me tell you that I saw your boyfriend walking down the street, he was standin' all shaky,
hands all sweaty and he could hardly speak. I might as well take a minute or two, to
put you on to some game, you want a boy like him and a man like me and that's just not the
same.

Never mind an SMS, what you need is a sweet caress, everybody wanna talk too
much, what you need is a special touch. What girl wouldn't that feel right, a little dinner
with a candle light and really when it comes down to it, pick a man that's down to fight.

(Chorus)
I'll give you bonafide lovin' (oh oh oh oh)
The type that makes me feel old
I'll give you bonafide lovin' (oh oh oh oh)
The type that makes me feel old (ow)

(Verse 2)
Let me tell you that I saw your boyfriend walkin' down the road, he was standin' all
shook, couldn't even look, and I was extra cold.
I might as well take a minute or two to talk about the perks,
'Cause he can't compete with a man like me, and that's just how it works.

Look, this comes as no surprise, what you need is an older guy with a little bit of life
experience, the right clothes and the right appearance. What girl wouldn't feel nice,
hot dinner with the candlelight, and really when it gets down to it, pick a man that's
down to fight.

(Chorus)
Ill give you bonafide lovin' (oh oh oh oh)
The type that makes me feel old
Ill give you bonafide lovin' (oh oh oh oh)
The type that makes me feel old (ow)


oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (X4)

I'll give you bonafied lovin'
The type that makes me feel old
I'll give you bonafied lovin'
The type that makes me fee l old (ow)

A side note: My most recent ex always got me to try to listen to Chromeo and I didn't think I would like it and now that we're broken up and have been for months, I find that I LOVE them. Funny how that works out sometimes. . .

Lauren's Review of Wish You Were Here GA Epi

A week ago, Grey's Anatomy (GA) returned to the small screen and I was more than a little disappointed.

Usually, when I watch GA I have some sort of emotional reaction. I either yell at the screen, throw a pillow (which usually misses the television), cry, or at a minimum tear up but this epi didn't do anything for me.

Here's BuzzSugar's rundown.

Notes:

-Again, we have a new doctor. Maybe Shonda Rhimes was speaking through Richard about the show, when he said, "No one will come to this hospital. I had to beg." Because GA seems to have a revolving door when it comes to the cardio doctors and now we keep getting more new doctors- will any of them actually stay?

-It's good to have Bailey humbled from time to time and her speech with Richard reminded me of something- People usually can't stand traits in others that they themselves possess- so when the Chief is stating that Arizona like Bailey was the best in her class, Chief Resident, etc. it made me wonder a little more about Bailey. . .

-Yay for MerDer staying healthy and happy! But most normal relationships still have a little drama, like small fights here or there or maybe they just need more screen time? Anyway, I still heart them but I'd like to see some more progression or saying "I love you" on a regular basis???

-I still really like Owen and Cristina, so yay for them! And I like that it is intense and that Owen is trying so hard in his own way to like her, maybe love her? Although it is imperfect, he's trying and wants to make something out of it. I know some men who could learn from that.

-I think Slexie (Sloane and Lexie) are pretty hot and I want this to be a relationship!!

-The whole Denny thing is driving me NUTS! Please explain why Izzie thinks she's having it all??? I know that seeing Denny has to do with some sort of brain problem and I would just like it solved! It's too much. Keep Denny dead or bring him back altogether.

-I do love Callie and Sloane's friendship. It has a natural progression that I've been through myself and it's just cute. They're besties.

-I still don't get Callie's sexuality. She is seemingly bisexual now yet when Erica had her "A Ha Moment of seeing the green leaves" Callie freaked out and couldn't deal. It seemed that when Erica was claiming to understand that she is a lesbian and always has been, Callie was claiming to understand that she is not a lesbian. I AM CONFUSED!

Click here to go to the Grey's Anatomy's writers blog about this epi.

Another Reason Why I like Anne Hathaway aka Quote of the Day

I'm a big fan of quotes as you read about here and here.

So when I came across this quote from Anne Hathaway (btw- who I think is one of the best actresses from my generation AND managed to transition from the Princess and Ella Enchanted movies successfully to mature adult fils as we are watching Dakota Fanning do the same- makes me happy to see successful actresses!) and I just had to post it:

"I was talking with someone the other day about the whole idea of kissing frogs," she tells USA Today. "You're told you've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince. But what they don't tell you is that you're going to kiss a lot of princes as well, but they're not going to be your prince. You find someone great, but that doesn't mean they're great for you." Anne then sensibly adds, "By the way, I am not the person to talk to about relationship advice."

It goes along with my current attitude towards dating and relationships- which is that right now I either want a) something very, very casual without commitment or b) someone to date because I feel strongly about them. My reasoning behind this is similar to what Anne said- just because you fall in love or have found a prince it doesn't mean that you'll end up happily ever after. Maybe it's because he's not your prince or maybe he isn't the best for you.

Some time ago, I read somewhere that someone said, "Just because you're a great girl and he's a great guy, doesn't mean that the two of you are great together or that he or she is great for you."

And at the end of the day, I wish for everyone to find his or her great guy or girl because everyone (most everyone) deserves to be happy and well, to love and be loved is one of the best things that exist in this world. Whether it be: a great guy for a great guy or a great girl for a great girl or a great guy for a great girl- whatever you want.

I Should Have Stayed in Bed

I am having one of those days when I just should have called in sick. Stayed in bed.

The real world sucks today.

Quote of the Day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

And the punch line:

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

New Favorite Song: You're the Only One by Maria Mena

"You're The Only One"

Well I saw you with your hands above your head
Spinning around, trying not to look down
But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground
Then you stumbled around for a good ten minutes
And I said I'd never seen anyone look so dumb before
And you laughed and said I still know how to turn you on though

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

And I probably forgot to tell you this
Like that time when I forgot to tell you about the scar
Remember how uncomfortable that made you feel?
See you're not what I expected
But you're the only one who knows how to handle me
And you're such a great kisser and I know that you agree

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

I hope you can forgive me for that time
When I put my hand between your legs
And said it was small
Cuz its really not at all
I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down
Just to keep you around
Cuz the day that you realize how amazing you are
You're gonna leave me

You're the only one who
Holds my hair back when I'm drunk and get sick
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

Exactly what I mean

Well I saw you with your hands above your head
Spinning around, trying not to look down
But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground

Got Money from the Holidays? Seattle Boutiques are having sales!

Hallelujah!

What: Polite Society Winter Sale
Why: The entire store (Baum und Pferdgarten, Helmut Lang, Ted Baker, Pine IV) is discounted 30-40 percent, with last season’s merch up to 75.
When: Thru Jan. 31.
Where: 1924 First Ave. (206-441-4796).

What: Impulse/Totokaelo Semiannual Sale
Why: Thirty to 60 percent off creations from A.P.C., Rachel Comey, and Steven Alan at Impulse; Mayle’s last collection, Whyred, and MM6 at Totokaelo.
When: Now, not later.
Where: Impulse, 3516 Fremont Pl. N. (206-545-4854); Totokaelo, 913 Western Ave. (206-623-3582).

What: Juniper Winter Sale
Why: Find John Patrick Organic, Virginia Johnson, Souchi, Loyale, and Stewart + Brown marked down 30-50 percent.
When: Starts Tues.
Where: 3314 E. Spring St. (206-838-7496).

What: Tulip/A Mano Semiannual Winter Sale
Why: Nili Lotan, Annelore, and Loeffler Randall, plus shoes by Fiorentini + Baker, Chie Mihara, and Cydwoq all 30-50 percent off.
When: Thru Jan. 31.
Where: Tulip, 1201 First Ave. (206-223-1790); A Mano, 1115 First Ave. (206-292-1767).

What: Promesse Winter Sale
Why: Shave 40-70 percent off Ports 1961, Lauren Moffatt, Imitation of Christ, Alberto Fermani, and more.
When: Starts Thurs.
Where: 128 Central Way, Kirkland (425-828-4259).

What: La Ree Boutique Winter Sale
Why: Fifty percent off M Missoni, Hannii Y, and René Lezard, with clearance items marked down 85 percent.
When: Hop to it.
Where: 11 103rd Ave. NE, Bellevue (425-453-7868).