An Open Letter to The Bartender

Dear Bartender,

Sometimes I don't really understand you.

We have a great time together. We laugh, joke, relax, flirt. The sex is great and I'm offering it no strings attached. I truly mean no strings attached. You know all of this.

I'm able to say that because I can't see us dating. We don't have a future together.

I need someone very different from you and if we are both honest, neither of us feel strongly about the other.

This is (I've been told at least by guy friends, tv shows, magazines, others I've dated) a guy's dream come true.

So why the hell aren't you always up for it? Or don't respond to my texts for days and weeks. I don't understand.

Since he won't explain, would the internet explain for me?

Thank you,
LiS