Another Winner from PoF

This one just KILLS me, even more than the last one I posted.

I may go to hell for posting these and this may make me a complete bitch but I feel like these guys need to get bitch slapped. No wonder they are single.

Another WINNER's profile:

Hellllooooo. I have resorted to online dating because I am totally over the whole bar thing and wanted to find a way to meet new people. But First, I wanna preface this whole thing by saying that Im only interested in women who are HAPPY with their lives. I love my life and I live a rewarding life that I want to someday share with that special woman.

(I like this part and I can completely understand why someone would put that in their profile)

I've noticed that a lot of women who are on here are totally miserable and think that the solution to all their problems is finding the "Right Guy". If that last sentence describes you, please don't bother continuing. I want someone who enjoys living and goes to bed anxious to start again the next morning.

(I totally agree with this as well. COMPLETELY AGREE. The next part is what KILLS me)

Please be mindful of the following before you respond:

Personality is EVERYTHING. You can be a totally hottie, but if you're boring and live a dull life, it wont work. (This isn't horrible BUT do you think a person knows if they are boring and lead a dull life? This is something you can't know unless you get to know the person)

I go to church on occaision, so I don't see it going far if you have some aversion to organized religion. (Fine)

This is what you're waiting for:

Don't be a Skank....while its a good thing to be sexually progressive and comfortable, the whole world doesn't need to know it...I am looking for a nice girl...something along the lines of "lady on the streets but freak in the sheets"

What the hell is up with the freak in the sheets?!?!? Does every white boy have to quote Ludacris? Can't be more original? And do you honestly think that girls sit around saying, 'Wow I am such a skank!'

I take pride in how I look, so should you. Please dress cute.

If you're going to demand that I look cute- then can I dictate your clothing choices as well??? Isn't this something that you can figure out from their profile pictures?

I freaking took out way too much in student loans for my degree, so naturally I am going to want to have some hardcore intellectual battles with you..It would be to your advantage to have a college education as well.

Well guess what? It's to my advantage to have a college education to impress YOU? How about just saying that it's important you enjoy intellectual conversations? School is not for everyone and it does not mean you are smart.

So to sum it up...hit me up if you are Fun, Smart, Cute, and Cultured.

I consider myself those things but you are not worth my time if you are an arrogant pretentious prick.